Evange-dating

When an Evangelical Christian dates a non-Evangelical with the express purpose of using the dating relationship as an opportunity to evangelize the non-Evangelical.

Often the term is used as an excuse to the Evangelical community for why the person is dating a non-Christian helping to overcome the strong bias toward dating a fellow Evangelical.

Yeah, well she's evange-dating him.

Evange-dating by eg$ February 28, 2011

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Evangadating

1. Attempting to date a non-Christian of the opposite sex with the intent of converting them to Christ, sharing the Gospel.

"Caleb is evangadating Eva right now trying to convert her to Christ."

Evangadating by Michael Dayton May 11, 2010

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Evangedating

The process of dating or courting someone for the sole purpose of converting them to Christianity.

Everyone knows Julia is just evangedating Andrew.

Evangedating by abrahms_girl_99 March 7, 2011

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evangedating

When a Christian falls in love with a heathen and they make up an excuse to date them anyways. They will "evangelicalize" to their significant other while they are dating, in hopes that they will understand the gospel.

Jane tried to evangedate Justin but he turned her down as soon as she made him go to church.

Sarah has been evangedating Drew for months, but I doubt he's ever gonna accept Jesus

evangedating by lissough January 9, 2017

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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