When a Christian falls in love with a heathen and they make up an excuse to date them anyways. They will "evangelicalize" to their significant other while they are dating, in hopes that they will understand the gospel.
Jane tried to evangedate Justin but he turned her down as soon as she made him go to church.
Sarah has been evangedating Drew for months, but I doubt he's ever gonna accept Jesus
When an Evangelical Christian dates a non-Evangelical with the express purpose of using the dating relationship as an opportunity to evangelize the non-Evangelical.
Often the term is used as an excuse to the Evangelical community for why the person is dating a non-Christian helping to overcome the strong bias toward dating a fellow Evangelical.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.