european surprise 

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

european surprise by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

european standard 

To have a penis that is uncut, how many men in Europe have.

She was freaked out by the European standard.

european standard by FunnyItrytobe April 15, 2017

European Slingshot 

It is the act of someone placing there genitalia in their bunghole and farting. This make the penis shoot out as if it was coming out of a slingshot.

Tom and Sam do the European slingshot in their free time.

European Slingshot by thealmightybunghole December 6, 2011

european school 

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.

1.

Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
2.

Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"

european school by Iseuropeacontinent123 December 4, 2021

european shoulder bag 

A clever way of getting away with the fact your sporting a man purse.

D- 40, "Look at that dork with the man purse"!

K-Rocc, "Thats not a man purse. Thats a european shoulder bag".

european shoulder bag by K-Rocc November 3, 2009

european steamboat

A specific sexual act where the man has rough anal sex with either another male or a female, and right as he is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the anal cavity and allows himself to cum on the outside of his partner's butt hole. He then places his face right in front of the butt hole and his partner farts- causing an explosion of semen in the man's face. The man then has the decision to either injest his own cum or clean it off.

Shawn was having butt sex with M. Shadows but M. Shadows did not want Shawn to ejaculate within his small intestine so M. Shadows proposed that they engage in performing the european steamboat. After a quick explanation, Shawn was incredibly excited to perform this act.

european steamboat by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007

European Super League

A money-grabbing scheme made by the biggest football clubs in Europe (by their owners) just to be more financially stable and avoid competing with small teams.

The European Super League cannot happen! #SayNoToESL

European Super League by AYoutubeNomad April 19, 2021