1. "My Europe vacation has come to a close. I don't have any
money left. I'm Eurofucked."
2. ME: "You degenerate
moron. Burning our savings near Amsterdam's red light
windows wasn't enough for you. You gave our last few remaining Euro coins to that washed-out, obese, Euro Trash whore. Just for a blow-
job, you say? Fuck you."
Friend: "It's called being Eurofucked, man. You think I flew all the way to Europe for the museums and shit? Nothing else matters when you're getting laid every day. Stop bitching about the Euro
money. It's not even a real currency, looks
like plastic."
Me: "Fuck you. How do you propose we get to Schiphol airport, now, huh? To take our return flight...H.O.M.
E. To the non-European lands whence we came."
Friend: "I don't know. Walk all the way? Hey, can I borrow your iPhone?"
Me: " Why?"
Friend: "On the way to the airport, we might get lucky one more time. Think about the possibilities. It could be a FOURSOME with two depraved sisters. We can then use that iPhone as a mode of payment for casual sex."
Me: "Mmm.....You have a point. I can always buy a new phone. Let's go fuck some more European
bitches."
Friend: "You're coming around, finally! Apart from my passport, I don't want any possessions on me when I got on that return flight."
Me: "True. We both want to get...."
Me and Friend together: "Eurofucked.
YAY!"
