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EuroCuck

Getting fucked in the Ass with Free Health Care, Free Education, Paternal Leave, Maternal Leave, Mandatory Work Vacation and Social Security
I just lost my job and as a EuroCuck the government is fucking me by providing me with unemployment benefits and health insurance
by EuroCuck January 9, 2021
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Eurocuck

A Eurocuck is a chronically online European who suffers from a crippling superiority complex with a deeply irrational hatred for anything remotely associated with the United States. Usually found haunting Reddit threads, or Twitter/X replies, the Eurocuck thrives on spewing vitriol about the United States and Americans, and how they as Europeans are so much better. Eurocucks love to talk about how the US is a dystopian hellscape while ignoring the fact that their own countries are dealing with skyrocketing costs of living, crippling bureaucracy, dead-end economies, and politicians who want to imprison you for mean words on the internet.

Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.
“Only a Eurocuck would say America has no culture while listening to Kendrick Lamar on his iPhone and watching Breaking Bad for the fifth time.”
by shinra33459 March 30, 2025
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Eurofucked

When you go broke in Europe as a non-European Union (EU) traveler, after spending your absolutely last Euro coin on hookers and sex.
1. "My Europe vacation has come to a close. I don't have any money left. I'm Eurofucked."

2. ME: "You degenerate moron. Burning our savings near Amsterdam's red light windows wasn't enough for you. You gave our last few remaining Euro coins to that washed-out, obese, Euro Trash whore. Just for a blow-job, you say? Fuck you."

Friend: "It's called being Eurofucked, man. You think I flew all the way to Europe for the museums and shit? Nothing else matters when you're getting laid every day. Stop bitching about the Euro money. It's not even a real currency, looks like plastic."

Me: "Fuck you. How do you propose we get to Schiphol airport, now, huh? To take our return flight...H.O.M.E. To the non-European lands whence we came."

Friend: "I don't know. Walk all the way? Hey, can I borrow your iPhone?"

Me: " Why?"

Friend: "On the way to the airport, we might get lucky one more time. Think about the possibilities. It could be a FOURSOME with two depraved sisters. We can then use that iPhone as a mode of payment for casual sex."

Me: "Mmm.....You have a point. I can always buy a new phone. Let's go fuck some more European bitches."

Friend: "You're coming around, finally! Apart from my passport, I don't want any possessions on me when I got on that return flight."

Me: "True. We both want to get...."

Me and Friend together: "Eurofucked. YAY!"
by Third World Sam May 20, 2022
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Eurofucked

Being fucked by a european

Typically is the best sex you will ever have in your entire existence

And, if they're german, they'll make you homemade pretzels the morning after.
Mindy: wow hilary, you and that german guy sure are hitting it off.

Hilary: fuck yeah mindy, I'm gunna go home with him. I'm about to get EUROFUCKED.
by Chillary chill January 24, 2016
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Eurocock

An uncircumcised and slightly creepy penis. Often seen in questionable European web porn. AKA "Torpedo Cock."
"I was with Raymond and things got serious... I was about to go down on him but his eurocock scared me shitless."
by Whackbagger March 13, 2009
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