A combination of the words "City" and "Idiot". Cidiots are dwellers of large cities and even Suburbia, who have no idea of what life is realistically like outside of their concrete jungles or HOAs, thinking that everyone living in rural areas are backwards hillbillies, rednecks, and hicks. The average cidiot will also view the people living in rural areas with utter contempt and disdain. Cidiots routinely don't know how to do basic things such as their own oil changes, basic plumbing, or installing a light switch, and would rather pay large sums of money to have these things done for them rather than learn these skills themselves. Wealthy cidiots end up wrecking rural towns by bringing in big businesses that suck the life out of local shops.
Frank: Did you see that guy who got a flat tire and decided to call AAA?
Bob: Yeah, I did. Did he know that there's a spare tire in the trunk?
Frank: Probably not, just another cidiot
Bob: Yeah, I did. Did he know that there's a spare tire in the trunk?
Frank: Probably not, just another cidiot
by shinra33459 June 04, 2023
A Eurocuck is a chronically online European who suffers from a crippling superiority complex with a deeply irrational hatred for anything remotely associated with the United States. Usually found haunting Reddit threads, or Twitter/X replies, the Eurocuck thrives on spewing vitriol about the United States and Americans, and how they as Europeans are so much better. Eurocucks love to talk about how the US is a dystopian hellscape while ignoring the fact that their own countries are dealing with skyrocketing costs of living, crippling bureaucracy, dead-end economies, and politicians who want to imprison you for mean words on the internet.
Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.
Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.
“Only a Eurocuck would say America has no culture while listening to Kendrick Lamar on his iPhone and watching Breaking Bad for the fifth time.”
by shinra33459 March 30, 2025