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A Eujuan is a person that is superior to you in every way. Smarter, better-looking, funnier, definitely kinder than you. If you know a Eujuan, please check up on them because they're probably having a really hard time right now and might just snap one of these days. Eujuans usually have a hard time sharing their feelings and really rely on people just checking up on them rather than them just pouring out their emotions.
Oh look, it's Eujuan, let's talk to him.
Eujuan by Parapio November 23, 2021
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A person who is nerdy or smart, humorous, fun to be
around with, And usually wears glasses also sometimes
VERY stupid
dan-"you are such a Eujeane"
frank-"say that again and i'll beat you up"
Eujeane by Daddy B. May 8, 2010
Related Words
Eujuan • edjuan • eJuan • Eujanae • Eujean • Eujeane
Edjuan is a buff beast that has Bigfoot(of you know what I mean)and nappy hair and flirt with nearly every girl and is not scared to speak his mind
Guy 1#your sush a Edjuan bro
Guy 2#thanks
Edjuan by Partyboy700 October 22, 2018
I’m such an Edjuan
edjuan by Jef w/ one f March 1, 2018
Sassy, head full of hair, got a smart ass mouth, and laughs loud
She laughs loud her name must be Eujanae
Eujanae by bullybandz December 18, 2019
A person who's world revolves around vegetables. You can often find them sniffing around the fresh produce section of the supermarket like wild herbivore, eating loose leaves off the floor like a vacuum cleaner cleans up dirt. Dangling a carrot infront of an eJuan puts them in a hyper excited state that might cause them to go into trance-like state reciting the names of vegetables in alphabetical order. Generally, a very weird, vegetable-loving person.
Look at that girl, she is such an eJuan!
eJuan by lienK3 August 16, 2021
Eujean is a construct name given to those who have lost a bet of such humility to where they must record a video of themselves naked. Eujean is a name where you must always say in a sarcastic fashion, no ifs or buts. Eujean was created on may 21st 2021in a discord call by a founder member of the Top Crops association. The name is only to be given to the son of the one and only Kobe Wing Long To also known as Eujean.
"That guy eujean would never lie"
Eujean by eujean January 2, 2022
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