A Eujuan is a person that is superior to you in every way. Smarter, better-looking, funnier, definitely kinder than you. If you know a Eujuan, please check up on them because they're probably having a really hard time right now and might just snap one of these days. Eujuans usually have a hard time sharing their feelings and really rely on people just checking up on them rather than them just pouring out their emotions.
Oh look, it's Eujuan, let's talk to him.
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around with, And usually wears glasses also sometimes
VERY stupid
around with, And usually wears glasses also sometimes
VERY stupid
by Daddy B. May 8, 2010
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Get the Eujanae mug.A person who's world revolves around vegetables. You can often find them sniffing around the fresh produce section of the supermarket like wild herbivore, eating loose leaves off the floor like a vacuum cleaner cleans up dirt. Dangling a carrot infront of an eJuan puts them in a hyper excited state that might cause them to go into trance-like state reciting the names of vegetables in alphabetical order. Generally, a very weird, vegetable-loving person.
Look at that girl, she is such an eJuan!
by lienK3 August 16, 2021
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