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Eujean is a construct name given to those who have lost a bet of such humility to where they must record a video of themselves naked. Eujean is a name where you must always say in a sarcastic fashion, no ifs or buts. Eujean was created on may 21st 2021in a discord call by a founder member of the Top Crops association. The name is only to be given to the son of the one and only Kobe Wing Long To also known as Eujean.
"That guy eujean would never lie"
Eujean by eujean January 2, 2022
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Ejean is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and most gorgeous girl that a guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her then suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and intelligent. If a man had a girlfriend like Ejean they would be the luckiest person in the world. She has so many talents that you can’t even name them all, she’s the smartest person you know, she’s go an amazing ass personality and makes every day with her 20 times better. Hold Ejean close to you forever. YOU NEED HER!!!
ejean by firstjb_ December 4, 2020
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Eujean • Eujeane • Eljean • eujenae • ejean • eudean • eugean • Eujanae • eujen • eujene
When you first meet Eljean, she's shy. But when you get to know her, you will be amazed by her qualities. She is a good friend. She's a great person with a big heart. So if you ever meet an Eljean, keep her and be careful with your words... it might break her.
Eljean is a very good friend of mine.
A person I can talk to whenever I have problems.
She's caring and of course, pretty!
Eljean by literallycute June 7, 2021
A person who is nerdy or smart, humorous, fun to be
around with, And usually wears glasses also sometimes
VERY stupid
dan-"you are such a Eujeane"
frank-"say that again and i'll beat you up"
Eujeane by Daddy B. May 8, 2010
(adj.) To have completely overwhelming feelings for the opposite sex, being obsessive but not being in love yet.

Originates from the boy of the same name, who felt these feelings.
I'm so eujen over you !!
eujen by JTemporal March 2, 2008
This person is very simple and his handsomeness remain hiddden until he cut his hair very short.
Uknown: Eljean have vast knowledge.
Eljean by Demittri June 7, 2021
Eudean is the most badass person you’ll ever meet, he always is yelling yeeyee. They are always wheeling or playing fortnite. They also think brooks bacon, and haedyn Murphy are bitches. YEEYEE
Dam eudean you a bitch
eudean by Eudean December 11, 2018
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