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Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.
I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

Ethiopian Boredom Dance 

Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.
Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.

A Full Ethiopian 

A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.

An oxymoron.
A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.

A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."
A Full Ethiopian by Niqqawithaq June 19, 2010

Ethiopian 

A country that never been colonized by any country in the world. It's a country that defeated Italian fascist,turkey ... etc. A country where coffee bean first found, the world's second country to accept Christianity, a black country which many European country hate it cuz they bit a s***t out of those invaders, a country where you find the most beautiful women that a human mind can imagine ,a place where the air itself would be inhaled like food unlike most people think - desert, a home of 79 million people , the land of the braves, a country which its names stated more than 13 times in the bible , and so on and on.... Wikipedia ethiopia and know the fact more. So please don't be an echo find the true history doing your own good research.
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Ethiopian kids 

They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.
Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY
Ethiopian kids by Hannagurlxx May 22, 2011

Ethiopian Bubble Bath 

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.
"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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