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The worst fucking micronation based in Kent, United Kingdom
Essexia? That nation full of Czech and British incels who shops at Co-op everyday?
Essexia by Literally Big Chungus December 27, 2020
Words you can keep
A beautiful caring person she is so sweet and so kind you will regret losing her for the rest of your life
Essenia is my best frend
essenia by Mommy's little gbear March 14, 2017

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.
Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!
Essexisise by splint0r January 21, 2009

Essexination 

An assassination performed in Essex.
Yo bruv did ya here dat Gary McDaveDave got essexinated last night? We are a county of essexination bruv.
Essexination by splint0r January 23, 2009

Essexual 

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate
Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.
Essexual by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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