Essexia

The worst fucking micronation based in Kent, United Kingdom

Essexia? That nation full of Czech and British incels who shops at Co-op everyday?

by Literally Big Chungus December 27, 2020

essenia

A beautiful caring person she is so sweet and so kind you will regret losing her for the rest of your life

Essenia is my best frend

by Mommy's little gbear March 14, 2017

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.

Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!

by splint0r January 21, 2009

Essexination

An assassination performed in Essex.

Yo bruv did ya here dat Gary McDaveDave got essexinated last night? We are a county of essexination bruv.

by splint0r January 23, 2009

Essexual

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate

Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.

by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022