Essexia

The worst fucking micronation based in Kent, United Kingdom

Essexia? That nation full of Czech and British incels who shops at Co-op everyday?

Essexia by Literally Big Chungus December 27, 2020

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essenia

A beautiful caring person she is so sweet and so kind you will regret losing her for the rest of your life

Essenia is my best frend

essenia by Mommy's little gbear March 14, 2017

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Related Words

Essexia • essenia • Essexination • Essexisise • Essexual

Essexisise

To take something and morph it into something very essex, that cannot be accepted amongst normal cultures.

Burberry was once a premium brand until it go Essexisised!

Essexisise by splint0r January 21, 2009

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Essexination

An assassination performed in Essex.

Yo bruv did ya here dat Gary McDaveDave got essexinated last night? We are a county of essexination bruv.

Essexination by splint0r January 23, 2009

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Essexual

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate

Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.

Essexual by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

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