Essexual

Essential + Sexual = a choice mate

Angie was not nearly as essexual as Jane is, he chose Angie for her father's money.

by Mihinomenest June 20, 2022

Elsexual

When one is into men then suddenly sees an individual and completely questions her sexuality. She thinks she's gay but only wants this certain individual.

As soon as she saw me, she became Elsexual.

by The GOAT 2016 January 6, 2017

eSexual

Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.

girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.

by vaguefaith August 9, 2010

esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.

That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself

by Four Twenty September 24, 2006

Ehsexuality

Being attracted only to Canadians.

Ehsexuality.
"Hey, dude, are you straight, gay or bi?"
"Neither, I'm ehsexual!"

by LupoOfEpicness October 8, 2012

ehsexual

The previously unrecognized sexual orientation whereby the person is attracted solely to Canadians.

Guy at club: What do you think of that American girl at the bar?
Friend: Not interested man, I'm ehsexual after my last encounter up North.

by jozi07 October 7, 2010

Ensexual

Ensexual is the sexuality for liking all genders under the non-binary umbrella (genderfluid, demiboy/demigirl, agender, etc.) it is called ensexual because non-binary people are often called “enbies”.

“Hey Sophie, what’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Ensexual, and at the moment I’m dating a genderfluid person.”
“That’s so cool!”

by _that.furry September 12, 2020