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Essentialist

The entitled discrimination a person feels regarding others who are out and about during a global pandemic.
*Text conversation*
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!
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essentialist of the essential

Essential workers that are so badass and fearless they are viewed by society as having a fucking legendary and almost mythical status. Someone who never surrenders, backs down, or calls in sick despite the danger.
JerDawg is totally the essentialist of the essential. He's so badass and fearless that even the gangsters in his neighborhood are forced to show respect!

Man Essentials 

The premier place for closet homosexual males to stare at men's underwear bulges online.
I secretly love staring at men's underwear ads when my girlfriend is away. Not only am I the Man Essentials President, I'm also their #1 client.
Man Essentials by GetOutOfTheCloset November 8, 2011

Microsoft Security Essentials 

Something from Microsoft that actually works
I rid my computer of vundo using Microsoft Security Essentials

essentials 

In the nude pic, she is seen covering her essentials with her bare hands.
essentials by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 6, 2014

gender essentialism

Belief in the essential (absolute and fundamental) reality of gender, in preference over the essential reality of biology.
Gender essentialism proves sex is a spectrum, my soon-to-be woke friends.

race essentialism 

It is the idea that, a person's racial identity needs to be at the forefront, above his individual identity, which is known to cause discombobulation and distraction as it stips the ability to focus and interact normatively and naturally.
Race essentialism in the military, caused by critical race theory is most likely weakening it, which is especially concerning in the wake of china's rise.
race essentialism by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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