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The combination of eesh and oof to emphasize the feeling of oof
My house got burned down but I survived the fire :(

Eeoof
eeoof by Guac.a.mole November 19, 2019

esofoganonomous 

the act of giving, or recieving oral pleasure and not remembering who or when.
Damn that girl Lyndsay is esofoganonomous!
Last night did i get esofoganonomous?
esofoganonomous by L-Town September 4, 2006

Epoofany 

When you have an epiphany and forget what it was an instant later.
Tom: "Holy Crap! No WAY!!!"
Fred: "What?"
Tom: "What, what? Sorry dude, I just had an epoofany."
Epoofany by Sixxvi6 October 6, 2012
Used when you want to show you feel bad for someone / someone’s action but at the same time it’s gross. Basically a combination of Ew + Oof
Me: “I had to cleanup throw up off of the floor today
Friend: “Ewoof”
Ewoof by I can’t choose a name August 14, 2018
Eww and Oof combined!
"he fucked his sister and his mom walked in! That's just Ewoof!"
Ewoof by maiagonzalez January 28, 2019

east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways
man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj