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Eskamo

(1)A person who follows a code of morals of which he/she never tells any other person.

(2)A person who likes cold weather.
That eskamo just does his own thing...

breakdancing in 4 degree weather? That guy's a fricking eskamo.
by JTE August 4, 2007
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EskaMO

Emo ska kids, kids who listen to a new genre of music with a really good reggae/ska sound with completely emo lyrics
See Sadie? she is such a total EskaMO!!
by Misfit_Kiss April 4, 2006
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Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.
Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life
by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011
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Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
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eskimo explosion

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
by DerpSauron June 18, 2014
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Eskimo Wank

The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
Alex: I really fancy having an eskimo wank tonight, but the freezer is broken.
*Alex cries*|
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Eskimo wish

When you wish for something that you know is about to happen.

The term dates back to the early 18th century during The Flood of Atqasuk. The city (at that point only a small fishing village) was flooded due to an unusual and highly dangerous melting of the snow in the area. It is still unknown what caused the snow to melt; the locals believed the Sun God was punishing them for not making enough sacrifices. In order to appease his anger, the village elders told them to catch several tons of fish, and burn them in a great village fire, certain that the smoke and fish flesh would please the god. After doing this for several weeks, as well as ritually dancing for snow to return to the village, a number of polar bears came to the village. The people took this to mean that snow would come for certain, and wished for it even more than before! Within days, the snow came, and thus their Eskimo wishes had been answered.
John is in a restaurant and orders pancakes. He sees the waiter coming with his pancakes

John: "I wish I had a plate of pancakes!"

The waiter sets the pancakes down in front of him, fulfilling the Eskimo wish.
by GreekWaiter May 9, 2010
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