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When crossing the road watch out for stray Eskamoo
Eskamoo by Lauren the Eskamoo January 15, 2004
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Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.
Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life
Eskamo Job by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011
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An Aslakan' Nigger : Snow Nigger : Nigger who lives in a Igloo : North pole Nigger : Tundra Monkey
"Krickey, we've spotted the rare northern american Eskimook"
Eskimook by Szermie November 23, 2014
An eskimo that refuses to be an inuit because he is just that cool. It can often be seen in it's natural habitat -the tundra- where it kicks seals in the face.
Onlooker- "Holy snap an eskimoot!"

eskimoot- *kicks seal in the face*
eskimoot by Bitch Commander October 5, 2005
(1)A person who follows a code of morals of which he/she never tells any other person.

(2)A person who likes cold weather.
That eskamo just does his own thing...

breakdancing in 4 degree weather? That guy's a fricking eskamo.
Eskamo by JTE August 4, 2007
Emo ska kids, kids who listen to a new genre of music with a really good reggae/ska sound with completely emo lyrics

See Sadie? she is such a total EskaMO!!
EskaMO by Misfit_Kiss April 4, 2006

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
Eskamo Job by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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