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Escaro is a last name most common in Spanish and Filipino cultures. They are always late and easy going, but rich and can travel wherever they want, whenever they want. However there has never been an escaro that has grown past the height of 5’9, and the chances are extremely low that there ever will be. The offspring of the Oldest Escaro child will always be Incredibly handsome, however only the oldest siblings spawn will be this immaculate. They are not exactly picky eaters, but they are rarely open to trying new foods. They have the worst most generic Asian haircuts, and very straight hair, or none at all. Fortunately for them, they make up for it with the size of their dicks. Massive, even the toddlers of the family have impressive sizes. Their scrotums are super round and large, and the shaft itself is significantly darker than their skin color. The Escaro’s are extremely athletic, and never give up in a sport. Surprisingly, in a real life situation they will almost always not be willing to even try if they find it just a tad bit hard. If an Escaro male gets a boner, it will only go away in minimum of an hour. If you slap the rear end of any Escaro, you will have the most glorious butt spanking experience of your entire life. All Escaro’s have massive feet, and are either cut like a Greek god, or have nothing at all. In the end, Escaro’s are great to have as companions, but there is a big chance that they will stab you in the back with no remorse and betray you.
The Escaro’s are late again!

The Escaro’s are so charming!!

Why are the Escaro’s Cocks so massive?!?

Why are all the Escaro’s haircuts so ass?
Escaro by Dasaggyballman69 April 25, 2024
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A genius snail who acts like a real slug. Being the assistant of King Dedede he really takes a lot of lumps while on the job from that giant hammer. Although he gets physically abused on a daily bases by the kings actions, he still cares for Dedede, and his well being. But above all else, the one he cares about most is his mommy.
I have the mental thinking that you've been banging on my noggin like bongos Escargoon!
Escargoon by Escargoon March 7, 2019
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A shy guy in the night. When morning he will become a strongman who gains powers every second. He also has a crush on Lady Merlin.
Escanor is a shy man - Meliodas.
Escanor by SEVENDEADLYSINSTRUEFAN October 19, 2018

escargot 

A cooked snail and a French delicacy. It may or may not be served in its shell.
Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.
escargot by Sahara April 19, 2005
An extremely powerful prideful strong character that makes snowflakes cry and froth at the mouth. He's also the Lion's Sin of Pride.
Escanor single-handedly stitched Meliodas' and his brothers' and father's asses into footballs and kicked them all the way to New Jersey .
Escanor by Bob Chat September 17, 2019

escaloiter 

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.
That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.
escaloiter by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

Escardon 

A hybrid of words,Escardon, means to excuse/pardon oneself.
Escardon me, I did not know it was you last night.
Escardon by Boostank January 8, 2004