Woman: We had a lovely soiré, didn't we?
Man: Yes, it was rather enjoyable.
Woman: I must say that the escargot was quite a success!

or...

Waiter: Would you care for some escargot to start your evening?
Diner: Yes, we'll have an order of escargot as an appetizer.

Oh you’re just being alive? I’m horny too

Q: can i send you some porn or blueprints?
A: No thanks, I'm not into escargot. And blueprints? WTF?

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

Escargot, anyone?


Uh..no thanks...

"Why does your hair smell like pussy?"
"My girl went escargot all over me"