Erosian 

A black person who describes themselves as MLM or NBLM, or gay

Me: Sorry, Im not into chicks. Im Erosian
Ur mom: I thought you were Straight??

Erosian by Kastilethehitman September 9, 2022

erisian 

The more uncommon term for "discordian;" Discordianism is a somewhat satirical "religion" following the attitude of the Greek Goddess Eris (Roman counterpart: Discordia), thus "Eris-ian."

Discordianism is generally thought of as absurdist, though it has close relations to Zen and Taoism. Whether or not it is a parody religion is left to your own interpretation... So probably. For more, see the story of Eris and the golden apple.

An Erisian is not allowed to be serious; those caught doing such shall most likely be beaten nearly to death with inflatable pool toys.

erisian by Erisephonyx June 6, 2016

sock erosion 

when skin that is in daily contact with one's socks no longer has hair due to constant abrasion.

i no longer have to shave my feet! my socks took all the hair off! this sock erosion thing is great!
-anonymous runner

A: who you callin' a hobbit?
B: well you do look like one.
A: shall i show you my feet?
B: please don't.
A: *takes off shoes* WHAT NOW? NO HAIR. BAM.
B: merely sock erosion, this proves nothing.

to a therapist: i'm feeling callous; i've been wanting to let my hair grow out for some time now but have discovered that my socks are thusly im-pede(ing) on this wish.
therapist: though this is rather humerous, kneed not be worried, patient. your tendoncy to wear socks can be easily refitted. you have a minor sock erosion.

sock erosion by toine toine December 12, 2012

chin erosion 

The result of one having the ball bag ( scrotum ) hit them on the chin and there under thus resulting in the erosion of skin on and or around the chin.

Lets go to Hooter's today and grab lunch!

Nah I dont feel like going today man.

Why not?

I cant look at chin erosion while I eat it grosses me out!

chin erosion by Shibbda March 4, 2008

financial erosion 

The gradual conversion of your wealth and possessions to the government, through taxes, inflation and unjust laws.

Due to financial erosion, I opted to not maintain my property while I scrape up the cash to pay the property taxes.

financial erosion by Stephan Smolka January 6, 2009

Semen Erosion 

Semen Erosion is when you take a jizz and u don't clear up the crime scene correctly so u have a lil bit of cum in your pants and it erodes at your pants causing little bits of cotton to come off and stick to your balls causing your balls to go multicoloured. Can be used to make bitches go Crazy for ur big black balls.

Person 1: Last night I fell victim to the classic Semen Erosion.
Peron 2: Not again Person 1 my mum went crazy after seeing your pink balls last night I dont know if we will be able to orgy with her and dad again

Semen Erosion by Jimsmith420 December 29, 2021

emosian 

being an emo asian, also wearing black if you are asian.

Mike: That new asian chick, Lauren is hot.
Matthew: Dude shes emosian.

emosian by Matthew Canada May 27, 2008