dermatologist 

a doctor who specializes in hair,skin and nails

That girl needs a dermatologist...her face looks like a big pepperoni pizza

dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006

Dermatologist 

A Dermatologist is not a real Doctor.

Son: I want to grow up and be a dermatologist.
Father: Do you mean a fake doctor?
Son: Yes

Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018

Dermatologist 

Greek for fake doctor.

Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? 

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? by Buechel July 23, 2022

Derpotologist 

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.

Billy is a derpotologist

Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

derpatologist 

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

Dermatological Graffiti 

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

Dermatological Graffiti by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012