Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.

Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020

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What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

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What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? by Buechel July 23, 2022

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Derpotologist

An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.

Billy is a derpotologist

Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012

derpatologist

1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.

Man that Lacy Green is such a derpatologist!

derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017

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Dermatological Graffiti

A form of artwork, also known as a tattoo, that one may have chosen just to offend people.

Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.

Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!

Person 1: I hate my life.

Dermatological Graffiti by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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