dermatologist
dermatologist by NICE.LIKE.THAT April 28, 2006
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Dermatologist
Dermatologist by JeffIsGoat December 5, 2018
Dermatologist
Surgeon: There are 5 doctors in this room!
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.
Doctor: I counted only 4.
Surgeon: What?
Doctor: Well, doctor Johnson is a dermatologist, which is Greek for fake doctor.
Surgeon: The hell, what no.
Dermatologist by MrLeiv July 17, 2020
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?
What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? by Buechel July 23, 2022
Derpotologist
An individual who studies all things derp. i.e all things retarded and otherwise belligerently stupid.
Billy is a derpotologist
Derpotologist by Goat Herder 33 February 9, 2012
derpatologist
1) An alternative for hurpatologist.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
2) A professional idiot.
3) A person who studies things that have no value or teaches them.
4) A social justice warrior.
derpatologist by Hatemail.com April 17, 2017
Dermatological Graffiti
Person 1: I don't like your tattoo because it has the F word in it.
Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!
Person 1: I hate my life.
Person 2: No shit... I chose this "Dermatological Graffiti" just to offend little weak-ass bitches like yourself!
Person 1: I hate my life.
Dermatological Graffiti by X_Shaun_X February 26, 2012
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026