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magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.
ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

the charles erickson experience 

when a girl goes blind and deaf from a shockgasm

Jada Erickson 

A girl that smells like moldy coconuts. Always farting and looking at boys. Jealous of her brothers cause they have 8 girlfriends. No matter what you do she will never be content
Jada Erickson by BigBoyu02 June 2, 2019
Swedish name... translate to SON of ERICK
Erickson = SON of ERICK
Erickson by Frawgeez October 16, 2008

Devon Erickson 

A young scenester from Colorado. He liked playing the guitar, AHS and Dead by Daylight.

Now what makes him so special, that I should write about him? Well, when he was 18, he and a friend, Alec McKinney, went on a school shooting at STEM Highlands Ranch. It ended with one student dead and 8 others injured. (2 were accidentally hit by police).

He is currently serving life in prison.
Devon Erickson has a fangirl base down in South America. Why? He was a singer and had good looks. Most of them overlook the fact that he was a bully, glorified killing and murdered someone.
Devon Erickson by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021

Zach Erickson 

A smelly young man usually of the Arabian decent. A Zach Erickson is often used as a reference to the pilot of the plane that struck the first tower of the World Trade Center. You do not want to be a Zach Erickson.
“Shit look up it’s Zach Erickson heading for the towers!”
Fuck you Zach Erickson you smelly Arab
Zach Erickson by Grosselfinger July 23, 2022