Definitions by Anarchist

Porcupine

A person holding libertarian, minarchist, or anarchist views, particularly one who lives in New Hampshire.

"I think Smith saw my baggie; I'm about to have the cops called on me."

"No, you're good. Smith is a porcupine; he minds his own business."

Porcupine by Anarchist June 17, 2017

Spirit 

One of the better guilds from the popular mmorpg - Ragnarok Online, resides on the game server Loki. Created through bad leadership and lies of Evil. A Revolutionary Guild. Can be found at the corner of the streets of Prontera getting stoned.

1337_Novice: "Have you seen Peachi lately?"

Hulk_Hogan: "Omfg!!!1111 LUNO got another one!!!"

Spirit by Anarchist July 19, 2004

DerFuehrerPlex 

To walk up behind someone who is sitting in a chair or otherwise at crotch level and poke them in the back of the head with your three-inch wood. Named after a preverted math teacher who we called Der Fuehrer. Is a form of frottage, which Japan, the birthplace of hentai, bukakke and the professional cripplefight, has recently begun to crack down on.

Der Fuehrer: Is the server back up yet? (trys to DerFuehrerPlex me)

Me: (hunched over table to avoid his three-inch wood) No, it's still crashed by your massive Armada of Soviet Schoolgirl Porn. And dry-humping the back of my head isn't gonna help.

DerFuehrerPlex by Anarchist November 9, 2003

Minesweep 

To go through a porno mag and cut out or cover up some or all of the landmines.

"Check this shit out. Don't worry, I minesweapt it.

Minesweep by Anarchist November 4, 2003

Butterfinger 

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

Butterfinger by Anarchist October 22, 2003

School Without Balls 

A real-life version of the most disgusting hentai ever made.

School is Hell!

School Without Balls by Anarchist October 20, 2003

Louie Anderson 

1. The fat, annoying-voiced host of Family Feud, known for saying "my father!"

2. Any female who resembles him.

"can someone please let Louie Anderson in?"

Louie Anderson by Anarchist October 19, 2003