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Epipletic 

Feeling some sort of dissatisfaction; feeling treated unfairly and/or offended
In tra rags video (1/14/24):

"Hey bae, how are you feeling"

"Epipletic"
Epipletic by narccississt January 14, 2024
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epiploic 

How an anatomist would describe a beyond epic event.
Last Saturday night was beyond epic, it was epiploic !
epiploic by Benzocaine February 21, 2017

Epileptic Whore House

The "whore house" is a place where men go to have sex with prostitutes who suffer from epilepsy, and its bright flashing lights cause prostitutes to have uncontrollable seizures, thereby enhancing male pleasure. Sometimes, the house has special deals that include a "two for one".
While in a police station to meet his client, Saul, a lawyer, is approached by a snotty DEA agent named Hank. Hank exclaims that Saul's client has worse acting than an Epileptic Whore House, Saul responds with "Is that like the one your mom works at? Uh, is she still offering the two-for-one discount?"

Epileptic Cowboy 

A sexual act which involves seven females and one male. The male performs a "shooting cowboy" maneuver whilst moving his face in such a way that replicates an epileptic fit. All this is done whilst simultaneously fingering, orally pleasuring, footing, fucking and rimming the women.
Tom: Dude how was the party last night?
Dylan: It was sick! Got 7 drunk prostitutes back to my place to do the Epileptic Cowboy!
Tom: Wow!
Epileptic Cowboy by Pecker112 November 16, 2012

epiphetical

(the adj. form of epiphany)

for something or someone to have an intuitive perception of, or insight into, reality or essential meaning of something.
"After devoting himself to the dharma he has become seemingly very epiphetical."

"Meghan, aren't you glad we can make up words that actually make sense, like epiphetical?"
epiphetical by aimons March 29, 2009

Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier 

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

epileptic_cow

#nr1baddieatminecraftpvp lake owened
Epileptic cow is so bad at pvp hahahaha XD epileptic_cow sux lel
epileptic_cow by leptune September 11, 2013
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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