Epic Boots

Cool, awesome, really attractive man (not woman), perfect package, spicy primate, the possibility of success.

Oh my god! He is so hot. He is totally epic boots!

by M.E.L.K. March 24, 2009

epic boatsex

BEWAR OF GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELOW!!!

A meme originating from reddit after Game of Thrones leaks suggested that two beloved characters would have incredible sex with each other in season 7 episode 7 of the series on some sort of marine vessel. When the same script leaks came to be true of preceding episodes, it became more clear that "#EPIC BOATSEX" (or "BOATCEST") was imminent. As of August 21, 2017, the world awaits for the official airing of the episode.

Guy 1: hey bro stop shipping Jon and Daenerys, she's his aunt that's incest

Guy 2: STFU you fookin kneeler, #EPIC BOATSEX is happening whether you like it or not!!

by Bland212 August 22, 2017

epic boobs

voluptuous, sensuous and succulent breasts. shapely but pouring out of the clothing, usually disproportionate to size of women/girl yet completely arousing in every sense. Capable of magnificent feats: can turn a gay guy straight, and a straight girl into a lesbian in seconds. the pinnacle of the female breast.

Dana has these absolutely perfect knockers, I just want to shove my face in them and motorboat for all of eternity. Epic Boobs in every sense of the word.

by A__A October 9, 2007

Epic Boobs

Can heterosexual females in to lesbians in 0.39 seconds.

Female1:"OMG! SHE HAS EPIC BOOBS!"
Female2:*Stare*"Lets do it"

by Mr.Info December 21, 2008