Eosso

Latin for Priceless but issued as a common Italian Familys
they love italian food if your an eosso you have a huge dick

the Eosso family are so priceless

Eosso by awesomeman254 December 23, 2010

Essophysics 

Essophysics is the physical manifestation of a concept and their impact on reality by merely existing. Like death for instance: it causes that which is biotic to loose their biotic classification (by varying means) just by existing, and the essophysical version of said concept of death would be its abstract yet physical manifestation/conceptualization, often times which is too difficult to physically describe due to its conceptual nature.

The idea of essophysics is nearly solely existing within the SCP universe.

Friend 1: "Man, death is a really hard concept to think about from a conceptual point of view."

Friend 2: "Yeah, I'd like to take a class in essophysics to try to think of it in a more physical, understandable way."

Essophysics by Daemon2266 July 8, 2021

esso-asso 

One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.

That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!

esso-asso by Dave Dave Powerslave August 30, 2007

essokinesis 

The ability to distort reality with the power of the mind.

Lubdan from Leprechaun had essokinesis.

essokinesis by Zillatamer1995 October 21, 2017

Eosophobia

The fear of dawn. This can be avioded providing the sufferer is asleep at dawn.

Great excuse to sleep in.

Eosophobia by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

Esso Tiger 

In the early day's exlusively gay men worked at Esso stations.
As same-sex love was strictly forbidden before color was invented a series of elaborate and obscuring jargon was developed. The Esso Tiger was and still is slang for the phallus. Stroking each others Esso Tigers was the most common after-hours activity in the black and white Era.

"So John, our long work day pumping gas is over and oogling Roger More is over! Please will you let me stroke your Esso Tiger now?* Wink wink*"
- Oh yes thank you Obright, I would be positively elated!

Esso Tiger by NMFA April 29, 2022

Esso 

Named for the gas station, the pronunciation of SO or S.O., referring to your significant other.

You can bring a guest to the party...boyfriend, girlfriend, sister, spouse, wife, Esso, cousin, whatever...

Esso by Barking Max June 20, 2010