11 definitions by Elley Chaos

friction

Not only is "friction" one of the best words, as well as most sexual, but, come one, wonderful things come from friction...mostly orgasms, and what's better than an orgasm? Very few things.

Mmmm...friction...

by Elley Chaos May 25, 2003

pyronecrobeastiality

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a dead animal that is aflame.

"My boyfriend is into pyronecrobeastiality"

by Elley Chaos April 22, 2003

the rodeo

When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.

Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

chaos

The state of disorder and/or confusion. Ravage! Bedlam! Havoc! Pandemonium!

Smash those windows, replace signs, cuz public scandals, make chaos!

I get off on chaos.

by Elley Chaos June 14, 2003

envelope

You lick it. It is shoved in your slot.

Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!

by Elley Chaos April 26, 2003

necrobeastiality

Fucking a dead animal.

Man, I don't care if you're into necrobeastiality, just stop killing my dogs.

by Elley Chaos April 25, 2003

seductress

A girl (or really feminine boy, wee) who holds the power of seduction.

That boy is such a seductress, I want to tie him down and have sex with him.

by Elley Chaos June 27, 2003