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emitment 

An emitment is an agreement between two females that it is okay to use a specific guy for sexual pleasure, that the other has previously dated/had sex with. An emitment is made to avoid frustrations and unnecessary jealousy/possesiveness and keep the friendship civil. The best emitments are greeted with a high five and a "DICK SISSES!" shout to celebrate the mutual conquest of that one hot piece of ass.
Girl 1: How do you feel about Brad???
Girl 2: OMG he's so hot!!! I already tapped his dick juice
Girl 1: Really??? Is it good?? Can I have some too???
Girl 2: Sure bbycakez go ahead! His clitlicking game is out of this world!!!
Girl 1: Damn girrrrrl, can't wait to share my experience with you! So we have an emitment now!

Both girls: DICK SISSES!
emitment by Maoraw October 14, 2019

entitlmentality 

The mindset of people that believe they are somehow entitled to a public service or product for no apparent reason other than personal gain.
Skateboarders demanding the local government provide them with a place to perform their sport. The entitlmentality of this class of people is a burden on society as a whole
entitlmentality by Ashley Devon June 15, 2004

Pre-enactment 

Following in the tradition of Civil War, World War, and other similar re-enactments, pre-enacting portrays significant events not in our world's past, but in the potential future. Some prominent pre-enactment groups include:
Pre-enactors Intergalactic Guild
WWIII Pre-enactment Group
Historical Preenactment Society
John and Bill gathered up their laser guns and medkits in preparation for the pre-enactment of the Battle of Volterra Crater, 2072.
Pre-enactment by Crescentia January 5, 2009

enlistment cock 

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.
(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.
enlistment cock by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

equitment 

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.
That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!
equitment by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

enlightment 

Enlightenment, spiritual enlightening
The Bible contains truth truths that give enlightment.

That person should be categorised accordingly for the rest of earthly days fraction
you see overshadow enlightment.
enlightment by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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