Englesh 

A retarded way of the English language, such as claimed "typos" when they were never corrected

Damn Beckett, I didn't know that your retarded ass spoke Englesh

Englesh by icewallowpis September 21, 2020

Englesh 

A common way to misspell the word "English" while typing incredibly fast.

"Your Englesh isn't like the Englishing of the Englisher."

Englesh by stillsleeppyy September 23, 2023

rally english 

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.

"Jees ai speek rally english"

rally english by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English 

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)

John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!

Mahdi English by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.

This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

Full English Breakfast by Dick Onchin April 25, 2020

English Class 

A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.

We have English Class now.

English Class by SieC5 February 18, 2020

English Class 

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.

Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.

English Class by Lenwooo October 28, 2013