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endon'ts 

very smart people, people who are anti-endogenic.
i hate endon'ts
you're a stupid bitch emily
endon'ts by Ramsys February 8, 2022

happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
Edona is a beautiful albanian woman, with light eyes (green, blue, light brown) and dark and long hair. She's good at sports and she's very kind and sweet.

But don't mess with her, she may be sweet but if you break her heart she'll become the most dangerous person you've ever known and destroy your life.
I like Edona.

Edona is so kind.
Edona by Maddieeeegd October 19, 2020
A possible subgroup or subspecies of The Endermen family. Follow Greenbo11880750 on Twitter for data and research on species.
Ranboo is a Endonion. Endonions are my favorite species.
Endonion by ItsGreenboi April 17, 2021
Your first name of Edonis has given you a quick-minded, sensitive nature.

It gives you a creative ability in art, music, singing, or fancywork and an appreciation for refined surroundings.

Your sociable nature expresses affection, kindness, and thoughtfulness to the extent that it is difficult for you not to be affected by others and governed by your emotions, rather than by logic and reason.

As you respond to love and encouragement from others, your romantic and dreamy nature can easily lead you into love affairs.

Your desire for peace at any price can result in going out of your way to avoid arguments and confrontation or hurting the feelings of others.

Also, budgeting can be a problem as you enjoy spending money and can easily ignore being practical.

Any health weaknesses would show in skin conditions, and also fluid problems affecting the glandular system and kidneys.
Edonis is my favorite person to talk to. We can talk for hours non-stop!
Edonis by puppyloverswag August 30, 2013
A projectile thrown by the Tiebetan monk known as Jago.
Today i threw an Endokuken at my cat.
endokuken by KIFan 1993 February 10, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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