Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."
"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."
Enneaphobia is the irrational fear of the number nine. This is an unusual and rare irrational fear, commonly with unknown association. Many even recall preferring not to inhale at the sight of the number nine.
"I hate seeing the number nine, it gives me anxiety, I have severe enneaphobia."
The completely irrational but totally relatable fear of pressing the "Enter" key—because once you do, there's no going back. Symptoms include excessive proofreading, hovering over the keyboard like a bomb defusal expert, and dramatic gasps when an accidental Enter sends a half-typed message into the void.
I meant to type ‘Hey, boss!’ but enterphobia made me double-check… good thing, because I almost sent ‘Hey, BOSSFIGHT.’
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.