Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."
"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."
Enneaphobia is the irrational fear of the number nine. This is an unusual and rare irrational fear, commonly with unknown association. Many even recall preferring not to inhale at the sight of the number nine.
"I hate seeing the number nine, it gives me anxiety, I have severe enneaphobia."
The completely irrational but totally relatable fear of pressing the "Enter" key—because once you do, there's no going back. Symptoms include excessive proofreading, hovering over the keyboard like a bomb defusal expert, and dramatic gasps when an accidental Enter sends a half-typed message into the void.
I meant to type ‘Hey, boss!’ but enterphobia made me double-check… good thing, because I almost sent ‘Hey, BOSSFIGHT.’