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Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!
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ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies

made famous by star wars: return of the jedi
yo, dont hate on the ewoks, they just chillin there in they woodland huts
by skylyr shadows August 13, 2007
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Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude.

You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure
Ewok Joe decapitated Ewok Tim
by Average_Joe August 03, 2004
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Easy Women Of Kailua = those horrible girls that can be easily spotted around Kailua, Hawaii. They are given that nickname.
Best known for sleeping around, enough people know, just disgusting chicks.
"E.W.O.K.'s make better lovers" or "Yup, she's an E.W.O.K."
by Kaleilei October 21, 2008
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Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor
"Wicket C. Warret is the most famous Ewok"
by T-Bird June 23, 2004
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Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.
Anyone see that Ewok duck-walking his Hayabusa?
by paddywhack June 27, 2009
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an Oahu acronym standing for Easy Women of Kailua
Ho bra... I went bang that EWOK last night... CHEEHOO!!!
by Sam Chong December 03, 2005
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