Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

ewoks are just stoned teddy bears chillin in they orange hoodies

made famous by star wars: return of the jedi

Utini for kick ass teddy bear with an attitude.

You don't want this buggar pissed at you thats for sure

Easy Women Of Kailua = those horrible girls that can be easily spotted around Kailua, Hawaii. They are given that nickname.
Best known for sleeping around, enough people know, just disgusting chicks.

Star Wars. small furry beings that build tree houses and use primitive tools most of their species live on Endor

Motorcyle slang referring to a rider with a bike that is WAY beyond their capabilities. A metaphor between a rider so inexperienced atop a fast motorcycle and the Ewok piloting a Stortrooper speeder bike in Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.