Ewoks

Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.

a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

fucking ewoks

slang word;"Mexicans" (short little, hairy,brown annoying people)

Turn that shit down you fucking ewoks or I'll call the police again.Shit it's 3 in the fucking morning.

by the verminator December 8, 2003

Ewok Bukakke

A group of ewoks gathered around a skunk in which the skunk gets introduced to one of Endor's oldest traditions.

The Ewok Bukakke event was triggered inadvertently by the skunks presence.

by ValhallaJedi69 February 9, 2017

Angry Ewok

When you're about to get head from your lady friend, shave in preparation and keep a handful of your pubes. Then, pull out unexpectedly and skizz on her face, throwing the handful of pubes at her so they stick to her now-gooey face.
The fuzzy glare you recieve is a sign that you now have an Angry Ewok.
(Helps especially if she's a midget.)

Dude, I pulled an Angry Ewok last night!
Man you're such a Star Wars nerd.
Yeah, apparently your mom isn't.
Wait wha?...

by Zmann966 October 23, 2010

Ewokitude

The mental mindset of being an ewok.

"Joe needs to correct his ewokitude or else the Empire will win."

by kkoechel May 30, 2006

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004