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Enderphilia 

Enderphilia (En-der-filia) is a paraphilia involving a sexual attraction to the fictional Minecraft videogame entity, The Enderman (or Endermen). Enderphilia is treated as a crime mostly by the fandom in some sites (E.G. Tumblr and 4chan) with perpetrators being placed on a bestiality register by SJWs after prosecution.
"I used to play the hell out of Minecraft as a kid. My favourite mob was the Enderman because of how creepy they were compared to other monsters. ...But all that changed when I found my older sister completely naked and fucking her custom life-size Enderman plushie. She was arrested and prosecuted for charges of Enderphilia..."

"...I will never look at Endermen or Minecraft the same way again after that traumatic event."

- George McFuck

Enderphobia 

An irrational fear of Endermen
joe:"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT'S AN ENDERMAN!"
Ben: "You must have enderphobia."
Enderphobia by in5mer June 14, 2020

denderphiliac

To have sex with trees
denderphiliac by Me February 20, 2005

denderphiliac

one who must be in contact (usually sexual) with "dender" or plants and stuff.
I couldn't drag te denderphiliac out of the forest, I feel sorry for those trees too.

Enterophilia 

A trait of the PDF file format, enterophilia is the unjustified love of new line character, wherein PDF files use new line characters instead of wrapping text around, causing major difficulties when the text is to be copied into files of another format.
My god, I hate the enterophilia of PDFs, whenever I want to copy this paragraph into another file, I need to delete all the spaces!
More from Urban Dictionary
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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