Flashkaphobia

The fear of the powerful, FAT, and super cute budgie, "Flaska"!

"I have flashkaphobia", says Grisha the Budgie.

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Slip-a-Saber

(Noun) A revolutionary piece of Jedi lounge-wear: a slipper that glows like a lightsaber, making every trip to the fridge feel like an epic duel. Ideal for force-sensitive feet and defending the galaxy… from cold floors.

Darth Maul: "I have been granted the power of the Slip-a-Saber! There's no defeating me now!"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Enterphobia

The completely irrational but totally relatable fear of pressing the "Enter" key—because once you do, there's no going back. Symptoms include excessive proofreading, hovering over the keyboard like a bomb defusal expert, and dramatic gasps when an accidental Enter sends a half-typed message into the void.

I meant to type ‘Hey, boss!’ but enterphobia made me double-check… good thing, because I almost sent ‘Hey, BOSSFIGHT.’

by Cubed3D February 03, 2025

Staircrastination

The act of avoiding going up or down the stairs by standing still and contemplating the effort required.

"I stood at the bottom of the stairs for five minutes, debating if I really needed to go upstairs. Total staircrastination."

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025