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Born from the heavenly depths of St. Mother Ria herself, Empale is a gamebred violent champion in Hypixel's Rankededed SkyWars. Legend has it that if you encounter Empale in a Hypixel Ranked SkyWars match, he will sting you with his monstrous penile and send you back to the lobby in a matter of mere seconds. #EMPALEBESTMASTERS
Sackboy_clunkerpat5: Hey dude, that kid empale fucked me the frickety frick up just now, I think he's cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMPALEFAN696969: LOOOOOOOOOOL STAY MAD LLLLLLLLLLLLLL WASHED YOU ARE! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
empale by jogglepiped_cangorang July 11, 2020
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Pure, honest and loyal. Emmalene will always see the truth and speak it wtih care. Always has your back, beautiful clear skin and a ridiculous smile Emmalene is a true mysterious beauty. All should Make the effort and get to know her you wont be sorry.
Person 1: were you talking with Emmalene earlier?
Person 2: yeah! Shes so soft spoken but says the best things and makes me feel so warm inside!
Person 1: wow! I need to talk to emmalene more often
Emmalene by Meowcurlymeow November 5, 2013

Emaleigh 

A very pretty girl who is shy at first but then she will open up. She is very trustworthy and has a great sense of humor. She falls for people fast and doesn't trust easily. She is beautiful inside and out people just don't realize it..... yet. Shes kickass and a great friend to have.
Man, Emaleigh is the total package.
I got to get me an Emaleigh
Emaleigh by Urban Dictionary572 September 22, 2011
An amazing chica!!!!! This is the best girl you will ever meet! She has a way of just brightening your day by just being herself. When shes poked unexpectly she'll go "EEP!!" and make your day ;) she is GOrGEOUS!! A hug from her is the best. I love Emmalee!!! :)
Have you met Emmalee??

Yeah!! Best and prettiest girl you'll ever know :)
Emmalee by Shawnee132 October 19, 2013
"Evala" is expression in Bulgarian language used when praise or admire someone\something.
I am bulgarian and never heard of the above definition.
Hey, Anna! Evala. You are amazing.

Eeee. Evala, bro.

Evala to the government for doing such a great job.
Evala by Anukanna November 11, 2019
Emala is the perfect combo. They're the Brainz and the Brawnz. If you ever meet Emala, it'll be the best day of your life.
Have a problem? Call Emala. Bored? Call Emala. Sad? Call Emala. Happy? Call Emala. Need a good laugh? Call Emala.
Emala by Emily May 12, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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