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eye miss you sweetheart

*please note: not to be confused with the largest bird native to Australia. their cute but have zero relation to the term above. :)
guy 1: heyyyy... haven't seen you since the genie went back into its bottle!
girl 2: oh gosh... i know right... !! *sad face* EMUS
guy 1: what? EMUS? no thanks i prefer ostriches
girl 1: Ostriches? huh? no no... i mean eye miss you sweetheart
guy 2: ohhhh... never mind the ostriches!!!!... i hugs you:)
emus by doonabun June 28, 2010
Words you can keep

Emus & Ostriches 

Emus and Ostriches have the best friendship and make so many good memories

Annon Emus

Name males use instead of their real one. If you put them together, it is pronounced "Annonymus".
The P.O. Box was assigned to Mr. Annon Emus.
Annon Emus by Legyndir May 20, 2008

Scott likes emus 

Scott is a sexy mf who loves having sex with emus
Scott likes emus Scott loves fucking emus with his mega cock
Scott likes emus by Beautiful bees November 23, 2021

De-eMus ex Machina 

In Dungeons and Dragons or any other pen and paper RPG, when the Dungeon Master (or DM) invents or gives a way for the players to live when they normally would have died.
Our DM is really easy to play with. Any time we're about to die, a little De-eMus ex Machina comes along and saves us.
De-eMus ex Machina by Jim Moak January 13, 2008

emusexual 

That man had sex with and emu last night. He is emusexual.
emusexual by SWP May 6, 2005

emustating 

when you state a fact about an emu

comes from a sweaty geometry teacher from Providence
Man, that crazy sweaty geometry teacher from Providence is emustating
emustating by Donald October 3, 2004
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