A big stupid shiny rock used in the MMORPG Ragnarok Online. When broken during the War of Emperium (WoE) a guild castle is taken over. See also "Fagmo"

Taikaishi : HAHAHA I BROKE YOUR EMPERIUM NOOBS >:O

Noobs : *cries*

Emperium by Taikaishi May 23, 2006

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Wonder Emporium

won·der em·po·ri·um

n. A vagina

I'm gonna murder you then put my dick in your wonder emporium filled with sin.

Wonder Emporium by AnonymousBoss September 10, 2010

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War of Emperium

A battle of guilds in Ragnarok Online in which you attempt to capture a castle that is near-impossible to get unless you have alot of Icepicks or Precasters. If you do capture a castle, you'll only have it for about three days, unless you're lucky.

In iRO, WoE occurs on Wednesdays (3-5 PM PST) and Saturdays (7-9 PM PST)

Before War of Emperium, make sure you get an infinte supplies of White Pots. Or Priests.

DURING WAR OF EMPERIUM:
Guild 1: lolz we liek gunna pwn Valk 2dey
*Apparently 5 seconds later*
Guild 1: wtf hax y dey got big precast

War of Emperium by TheLyrradist September 5, 2008

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Emporium

A store that contains many different items. (Food,clothes,and collectibles etc.) Such as a market.

That new emporium had everything i needed.

Emporium by D Stubbs June 8, 2007

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Falgo's Emporium

A privately owned business that specialises in selling items (most notably games, shoes and fashion items) for incredibly low prices. The prices are so low that they have been known to cause a spastic reaction among some.

Guy 1: Dude I just bought a pair of Nike Airs for $20!!!!
Guy 2: Gotta be from Falgo's Emporium.

Falgo's Emporium by DonutGee October 25, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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