Emork is a title bestowed upon a person of great emoness and amazingness. The origins of this title are not exactly clear, but the word itself is composed of the word “emo” and the name “
Mark” (as in the Gospel of
Mark).
The current instated Emorks are lovely people and are usually very clueless. They are very trusting and have your back no matter what. Emorks are incredibly and unnaturally
tall but will deny it when someone mentions their height. They are not very sporty but rather very clumsy but at the same time, very sneaky.
Emork enjoys hairflips possibly even more than Loki (from the Marvel show Loki) himself. When Emork smiles, you will not only be enlightened, but you will also feel scared as he unleashes his true power. Emork is a goofy person and will giggle (and possibly kick their
feet) at any
joke made whether it'
s funny or not.
Emorks are rich
bitches that enjoy
math, technology, robotics and listening to classical
music like a nerd. Emorks are about as smooth as a bag of gravel when it comes to romance, unless being incredibly gay with “
friends”.
Emork is either traumatized or observant as a
fucking piece of broccoli, as when stalked very poorly, he does not notice.
Emorks are in denial about many things, so tread carefully, as they will be in denial about their gayness, emoness, and height.
Emork controls light and is worshipped in the religion of Emorkanism.
Emorks are great people and a very sPeCiAl fRiEnD (mmm).
“Hello there. Would you like to talk with me about our Lord and Saviour?”
“Oh you mean Emork? Emork is a bitch, we love.”
“Will you be my sPeCiAl fRiEnD tonight? >;P”
"No, I don't need anyone, I have Emork"
“Who’
s that unnaturally tall person?”
“Oh that’
s just Emork”
“Bitch, you sure that ain’t a skyscraper?”
“
Nope, he’
s my special friend.”
“I see him everywhere…”
“Who?”
“Emork… he’
s haunting my dreams.”
