Emocto

An emo with eight legs

"Did you see the emocto in the ocean yesterday?!"

Emocto by Joleelee July 11, 2009

emochode 

a guy that wears skinny jeans, a t-shirt of a band that existed before they were even conceived and have no true clue who they are, pair of busted up converse sneakers, a belt with metal studs, paints their fingernails black, has dark hair either long and straight or cut in the dumbest way possible and talks about how much life sucks that dates an incredibly hot girl that has nothing at all in common with him

Tim and Dave are driving down the road talking about what happened the night before as pass by a couple walking to the corner, one punk looking guy and a hot girl.

Tim: "What is that over there, she looks good."

Dave: "I just don't get it, what the hell is she doing with emochode. It just makes no damn sense."

Tim: "Dude, its an emochode. Classic!"

emochode by Shaft99999 July 24, 2009

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

emocoustic by The Captain August 14, 2004

emoclone 

a sad thing that came to life by the the mass-marketing of emo music. attend to an emo concert and you will think the person standing in front of you is the twin of the one behind you - or next to you - or behind that one...

distinct features:
-baggy pants
-tight shirts (preferably black, band shirts, indie motivs or just thrift store)
-chucks or vans
-black greasy mop-top hair, covers at least one eye
-silver jewellery
-black glasses
-at least one piercing/tattoo (if mommy allowed)
-dance style: "congestion" or "headache"

the emoclone is the epitomee of individual style gone commercial

-*rub eyes* wow i guess i´m drunk i keep seeing the same guy with the greasy hair over and over!
-no those are emoclones. *shudder*

emoclone by soul76 December 15, 2004

Emocrombie

A state of pure confusuison. Emocrombie kids will usually have friends in the "Preppy" and "Emo" crowd. They're socail status usually changes with their mood and they usually listen to a lot of music such a Mayday Parade, Jimmy Eat World and Armor For Sleep. The Emocrombie kids usually are in a weird point in their life's not knowing who they are yet

Emocrombie kids could also be trulley sad inside, but they are too afraid to show it so they constantly wear clothes such as Abercrombie and Hollister to avoid questions because they are too sick of answering them. The "crombie" part could be just a cover up for the "emo" part.

Emocrombie kids are often called posers when they finally tell somebody their feelings. They are called posers because everybody around them either thinks they are extermley happy, or the other people are busy being too sad for themselves. EMOCROMBIE KIDS ARE USUALLY NOT POSERS!!!

***Emocrombie's are often called posers so don't make them crawl back into their shells if they tell you they are feeling sad. DONT CALL THEM POSERS! Emocrombie is just a confused point in life***

Sue wears a bright-pink shirt to school, but she feels very sad inside, she feels "EMOCROMBIE"

Jill wears mainly Abercrombie and Hollister, but colored her hair differently and expressed herself, but was then called a poser for an emo kid. Jill gets even sadder.

Jack usually wears Hollister but decides to express himself so he tells Bob he's feeling sad, but Bob laughs. Bob decides that Jack is just jokeing and walks away while Jack is left to pull up his hoodie and feel very confused.

Emocrombie by Jillianna April 14, 2008

Emotov cocktail 

A short, cryptic, and usually dreary blog entry intended to draw out replies of maudlin concern or curiosity.

The term is a pun on "Molotov cocktail" in that the author's post is akin to throwing a small incendiary merely to see who will react.

Blogger:
i will never be the same after tonight

-rob

Reply:
Need some Bauhaus with that Emotov cocktail, Rob?

Emotov cocktail by Burke Hamblin April 11, 2008

emocologist 

Someone who diagnoses someone to see if they are truly emo, studies emo behavior.

Bob- "Wow, you been acting really sad, and now your wear all black"

Bill- "Life sucks! I wanna die!!!"

Bob- "You need to see a emocologist fast!"

emocologist by igotmadskillz123 April 8, 2009