emocology 

The very serious study of emos and scenesters. The Ministry of Emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. The Ministry of Emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the World of Emo forum at LivingWithStyle.com. Emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. Those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.

"Dude, the Ministry of Emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al Qaeda!"

emocology by Minister of Emocology January 31, 2008

emmology 

a religion that believes emma watson is the daughter of god and that she is a goddess that will save humanity.

Emma Watson emmology

emmology by Emissery September 30, 2011

Emmology 

Emmology is a religion that worships Emma Watson as its goddess and creator of all life and that she should be loved unconditionally by all of her followers

Person 1 dude why do u worship emma and claim to be a emmologist she just some hot actress from harry potter
person 2 because i believe she is the creator of all life and a goddess and should be worshiped for allowing us to experience all good things in life
person 1 how can i convert to emmology

Emmology by Emmologist March 1, 2013

gender ecology 

A mental disorder where a rabid religious leader confuses the wood for the trees.

"Save the whales - harpoon a lesbian instead! Now that's TRUE gender ecology", shouted His Holiness Twerp Eggs Benedict MCMXLIV.

gender ecology by Diogenes II December 28, 2008

Epicology

The scientific study of all things EPIC measured by epicosity. Often used to describe events involving someone getting pwned, pwnd, qwnt, pwn3ed or otherwise owned.

1. I am taking Epicology this semester, we will study the Tony Hawk 900, Everything Super Smash Brothers, DVD rewinder's, All Spider-man Movies, and people getting killed in an over zealous and hilarious way.

2. The fact that you did 9 full somersaults in mid-air after getting hit by a car doing 90mph and that you landed on your hands flawlessly pulling off a handstand for 10 seconds afterwards is truly a study in Epicology.

3. Sean Connery is a 5 Chapter minimum in any standard Epicology book.

Epicology by Kyle Browning November 8, 2007

esochology 

Eso (Esoteric) plus (chology = Greek for study), Esochology is the study of the Esoteric dimensions of Man from within those Esoteric dimensions themselves via intuition and DEC Direct Esoteric Communication. Understood by either those who have completed a course of psychotherapy or natural psychics.

Esochology is a new alternative to the oxymoron "behavioral psychology".

When one receives an Ah-Ha via ones intuition, or a bit of Knowledge comes to one, one has just experienced DEC, and has tapped ones own store of Knowledge via ones faculty of intuition, and this is applied Esochology. Esochology is based on a well-developed faculty of intuition which is perfectly normal, but we in the West are taught to both deny and fear our intuition.

esochology by esodoc August 18, 2009

ecology 

The study of an environment and the parts of it's ecosystem. Scientists study ecology to fix problems in the environment or to just gain a better understanding of it.

The ecologist took a water quality sample to observe how healthy the ecology or how healthy the ecosytem really is.

ecology by Kurtis Martin January 11, 2006