Embryotic

An immature idiot - usually of the Male variety.

E.g (Girl chatting with friends) 'That Paul is so embryotic!'

by Neve June 28, 2007

Embryotic

One who still hasn't been born, behind the fetal state, is the embryotic state. The embryotic state is the state in which one is still an embryo. Can also be used as an insult to refer to one as immature or salty.

Friend 1: Haha neckbeard
Friend 2: FUCK YOU DUDE IM LEAVING HAVE A NICE LIFE
Friend 1: Shut the fuck up, you illiterate, embryotic pinecone.

by StinkyDuRag December 11, 2020

THE EMBRYONIC MANIFESTATIONS OF DEFECATION

That intestinal rumbling that occurs at the most inopportune of times, and is unequivocally indicative of a loaf brewing inside your intestinal tract.

While driving down the interstate, there was no obvious reason to take a pit stop; however, after approaching the sign that read "Next Service Area - 24 miles," then the onset of intestinal distress occurred, as I passed the sign.
I clenched my ass cheeks as tightly together as my gluteal muscles would permit, rolled down the windows, turned off the heater and radio, and asked all occupants to "shut the fuck up" until these embryonic manifestations of defecation subsided. Unfortunately, this didn't happen, as I unleashed with a rectal fury and shit my drawers!

by weave December 9, 2003

embryonic marksmanship

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.

OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

by julieday July 5, 2012

ebroticon

An emoticon used in an email or text between two bros.

CAUTION: This is only appropriate in the most rare of circumstances.

Dude! I heard the good news. Congrats to you and Christine! I can't believe you're a dad! :) ebroticon

by Ae5Ea8 February 13, 2015

emorotic

When faggy emo kids cut themselves and watch each other masturbate with their tears its emorotic.

I kill myself once a day, how's that for emorotic?

by inscest November 2, 2009