n. A combination of the words "embarrassment" and "empathy", it is the uncomfortable sensation associated with imagining, understanding, and feeling another person's embarrassment. It was coined by Juanpablo Contreras of San Luis, Sonora in the 1990s.
It is almostimpossible for me to watch Curb Your Enthusiasm or The Office because it triggers my embathy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'