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A girl so beautiful she makes sunsets jealous. The definition of loyal, real, and effortlessly magnetic. When Emaloya walks into a room, attitudes fix themselves and bad vibes pack their bags. She’s the type of person who remembers the little things, hypes you up louder than your own mama, and still looks good doing absolutely nothing. Emaloya is the standard — sweet when she wants to be, savage when she needs to be, and always the prettiest in the room without even trying. If you know an Emaloya, consider yourself blessed; if you are Emaloya, the world’s already obsessed.
“Emaloya is the most loyal girl to exist.”
“The Queen, Emaloya.” 👀👀
Emaloya by L2goatedddddd November 20, 2025

employarated 

When your vertically challenged married employer uses his authority position to get sexual favors from his pay rolled employees.
My closest coworker got employarated last night , which led her believe she was now my boss and no longer my coworker/ a slut .
employarated by KS bang u April 16, 2020

employable 

-Got the needed qualifications and experience to be employed ( efficient in your work)
-Employers scramble to employ you because of your conscience.
To remain employable, individuals must learn new skills regularly.
employable by UrbanDic??! June 10, 2015

Employagility 

The ability to be agile when it comes to deriving income from different sources.

Flexible enough to, skill up and manage rapid changes in the workplace.
Her boss was pleased she had employagility, and was able to undertake the new tasks and rapidly learn the skills required to do the job.

She used employagility to ensure she could move from full time employee to freelancer, then consultant during tough economic times.
Employagility by insight guy October 6, 2012
C'est la vie
So what if my ex is a heroine addict living under a bridge? EYALOYA!!
eyaloya by Sherry1298 August 30, 2017

Employabilitieless

A person who quits job whilst in work and is therefore without a job.
Trudy would rather be Employabilitieless than help someone move out.
Employabilitieless by Trudythebeast November 1, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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