Elton, PA

A very small town that expands about 3 miles. There's one restaurant/bar called The Homestead Inn....no gas station....no stores.....and just about every house has a firepit, plenty of chairs, and a full cooler of beer in their backyard! :)

Elton, PA? Where's that?

Elton, PA by bored in elton October 25, 2011

elton john paradise 

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

elton john paradise by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

Exton, PA 

Exton is a small town that branches off of West Chester. It is known for fast cars and fast people. Everywhere you look, there are ATC kids racing one another in their tricked out Hondas down Route 100.
Everybody knows everybody and those you don't know, still somehow know your business.
You will always pass a friend on Route 100 at least once during the day
There is nothing really fun to do in Exton so all Exton's younger residents usually travel to West Chester when they want to hit bars other than The Winner's Circle.
Pretty much everyone has lived in Exton or around Exton for most of their lives and do not plan on leaving anytime soon.

But I must say, you can hit a WaWa in five minutes from any point in Exton. It is fabulous!!

Exton, PA by Cleveland April 3, 2005

Exton, PA 

This is the place for you if you want to find roads with traffic light after traffic light after traffic light after traffic light AFTER TRAFFIC LIGHT AFTER OH MY GOD HOW MANY TRAFFIC LIGHTS CAN YOU PUT IN ONE QUARTER MILE STRETCH OF ROAD? I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE EXTON MALL SO I CAN WALK AROUND WITH THE GOTH KIDS WHILE NOT EVER BUYING ANYTHING AND GETTING YELLED AT BY MALL COPS FOR SITTING ON THE COUCHES IN THE HALLWAY, AND I HAVE TO STOP EVERY 25 FEET TO GET FROM BUSINESS 30 TO ROUTE 30! But at least the road to the Regal Theater isn't BACKED UP ALL THE WAY FROM THE LIGHT BACK TO THE INTERSECTION OF 30 AND WHITFORD ROAD! AND WHY ARE THEY PUTTING IN A LOWES HERE!?!?!?! ARE THEY PUTTING IN ANOTHER TRAFFIC LIGHT!? THEY ARE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHGGG!!

"Yo, wanna go out to Exton, PA, and hit up the mall, then afterwards go see if the bowling palace can find the goodness in their hearts to rent us a lane, then wait in line for 40 minutes to get tickets to see a movie with a bunch of screaming 14-year-olds and get a stomach virus later at Chili's?"
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."

Exton, PA by Phil k June 5, 2005

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019