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Town in Northern Delaware, just outside of Wilmington. It's exactly one square mile, surrounded by a creek which is used as its boundry. although it is small in size it has its own police department, with some really good looking officers and some crazy ones. has recently become ground zero for the illegal immigrant infestation. which has invited gangs from neighboring larger cities. which gives the town a bad name. the center of town is the fire house and the Wawa.
Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: I'm from E-town?

Person 1: The fuck is that?

Person 2: Its Elsmere.
Elsmere by Montana2356 January 10, 2008
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Shit hole just south of Wilmington Delaware, known for many Mexican immigrants and Mexican immigrant hating white people. The town is corrupt and the police force incompetent, the main attraction is the new fire hall conveniently located within 5 miles of at least 6 other fire halls.
I'm going to Elsmere for vacation, I guess I'll bring my gas mask.
Elsmere by CMac211 June 11, 2006

Esmerelda 

Very beautiful person with beautiful attitude, spirit and very perfect inside out
A:Wow esmerelda was really a beautiful person

B:I know right
The hottest bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s fun, sweet, smart and insanely talented. You know that she’s a homie who will always have your back. May or may not blast music at a very loud volume.
Dude 1: Esmere gives the best head

Dude 2: yeah she’s better than the rest of the squad in bed
Esmere by Urfavebish June 8, 2018

Esmerelda 

Originated name meaning "emerald" a beautiful green gemstone. The most beautiful girl in all of the female gender. Pretty faced with eyes of autumn leaves. A person with brown wavy hair and glasses; (how blind are you? The first question I asked her). A great person to hang around and the best personality. "Italian Pick me" a nickname for esmerelda. A voice and giggle of an angel.
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When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face
After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face
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When you say hi to someone and they ignore you.
I saw Mike today and said hi, and the guy elmered me.
Elmered by Tec2 August 16, 2011
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