Elose

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A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

Elose by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

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Egoseismic

Similar to egocentric, or believing that oneself has influenced the course of a storm or waves for example, egoseismic is believing that one has influenced seismic activity.

On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning hosted by Rhett and Link, Link jokes that their move from North Carolina to California has caused earthquakes to stop occurring in California and start happening in North Carolina. Rhett then tells him that is called being egocentric, at which point Link corrects him saying that it would be called egoseismic.

Egoseismic by ~Lord of the Tildes~ June 23, 2012

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Related Words

eLoser • Elose • elosery • Elosexual • Eloise • elise! • Egoseismic • elope • Egosexual • Egoseismic thinking

elowell

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011

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Elosexual

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

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is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?

Nope

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? by Nnnnnooooopppppeeeee February 7, 2018

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eltse

the improper pronunciation of the word "else". compare to "altso" for the word "also"

"Honey, I would prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner."

"Yes, I altso prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner, dear."

eltse by Aaaalt April 17, 2014

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egoseismic

Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.

Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.

egoseismic by j2cool2012 June 12, 2012

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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Chancla

The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.

My mom hit me with a chancla.

Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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