Elose 

A beautiful creature, who lives in Eliseland

An Elise!

An Eluse!

An Elephant eating a moose!

An Elephant eating a mouse!

The mouse going in the elephant's ear!

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screaming "L!"

The elephant screaming "O!"

The elephant screaming "S!"

The elephant screaming "E!"

The elephant screamed ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

The Elose was so beautiful.

Elose by William Elisephere May 14, 2020

Egoseismic 

Similar to egocentric, or believing that oneself has influenced the course of a storm or waves for example, egoseismic is believing that one has influenced seismic activity.

On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning hosted by Rhett and Link, Link jokes that their move from North Carolina to California has caused earthquakes to stop occurring in California and start happening in North Carolina. Rhett then tells him that is called being egocentric, at which point Link corrects him saying that it would be called egoseismic.

Egoseismic by ~Lord of the Tildes~ June 23, 2012

elowell 

The long form of LOL, with each letter enunciated so as to add comedic effect.

Tim: I hit a mailbox on the way to work today.
Joe: elowell
Tim: Uhhh...what?
Joe: LOL
Tim: oh I see, you were using the comically-long version of the popular phrase
Joe: that I was, tim

elowell by ineedabetterpseudonym June 29, 2011

Elosexual 

Sexual attraction towards people based on their chess elo rating

Cindy will only date people above 2100 as she is elosexual
Darren was really looking forward to the Bermuda Party at the Olympiad since he is elosexual

Elosexual by chess12345 June 21, 2019

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? 

Nope

“is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else?”

Nope

is there any word on this fucking website that has the actual definition and nothing else? by Nnnnnooooopppppeeeee February 7, 2018

eltse 

the improper pronunciation of the word "else". compare to "altso" for the word "also"

"Honey, I would prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner."

"Yes, I altso prefer if we went somewhere eltse for dinner, dear."

eltse by Aaaalt April 17, 2014

egoseismic 

Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.

Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.

egoseismic by j2cool2012 June 12, 2012