Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.
There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
Get the elosery mug.Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.
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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010
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by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021
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