elosery 

Used to describe an ambiguously-worded statement or contract dat causes someone to "get da raw end of da deal" if he naively follows through on its apparent meaning.

There are so many "too good to be true" offers and proposals floating around da web these days, but they are invariably just elosery deals.

elosery by QuacksO March 19, 2021

eloser 

Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.

Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

- or -

I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.

eloser by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

eLoser 

Another name for eHarmony.

Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.

eLoser by KMGinHtown August 10, 2008

Elonery 

The act of posting cryptic messages or memes on a social media platform in order to influence an audience.

That guy is full of Elonery by posting multiple DoggyStyleCrypto memes in a row.

Elonery by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

Elonery 

The act of posting multiple cryptic comments and/or memes about DogeStyleCrypto on social media.

Did you see the guy who posted three DoggyRocket memes in a row? He's full of Elonery!

Elonery by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021