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elfing
when you cum on some ones face and then throw a handful of glitter on it, Thus creating a semi permanent glittery face. In order for it to be true elfing you must also make a high pitched elf squeak as you blow your load. This can often be confused with some stage make up.
"since her public elfing her face glistens when she goes out side."
"no one will ever forget when she got elfed, you can still see it stuck to her face."
"no one will ever forget when she got elfed, you can still see it stuck to her face."
elfing by beanboytastic January 10, 2012
elfing
the process of drawing on or otherwise doing nasty things to someone who is passed out, usually drunk, with their shoes on.
elfing by Lunchbox330 April 6, 2008
Elfing
When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
elfing
A word to describe the process of playing a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG).
elfing by The Third Grand Wizard Of Wazoo November 28, 2006
Elfing
When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear
Elfing by Mermaid man November 17, 2014
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