jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

money

a useless piece of paper

I burned my money

by Elfving03 August 28, 2018

Elfving

An Elfving is a very cool name - only cool, hot and strong guys has this name.

There was once a danish king with the name Emil Elfving.

"oh this guy is cool, hot and strong, his name must be Elfving"

by Elfving03 June 18, 2018

jeg dabber som jeg vil

when u dont dab like all the other kids

simon says: "jeg dabber som jeg vil"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018