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Elephant’d

When a person decides to chug beer or or carbonated adult beverage from a meth-like flute or champagne bong and another person blows the alcoholic contents thru the base of the flute out the elephant trunk, into the drinkers face.
Group: Yo Nick slam your claw meth flute
Funny guy in group: (blows the white claw thru the flute and out the trunk)
Friends: you just got elephant’d bro!
Elephant’d by Big Poison June 7, 2020
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Elephant Dip 

Placing dipping tobacco, or moist snuff, in your foreskin in the hopes for nicotine absorption.
I was rocking a fine nic buzz until that girl sucked my elephant dip out.
Elephant Dip by buttmuff7051 April 25, 2011

lumpy elephant dung 

The phrase the Marauders replaced, “Lilly Evans,” with in James Potter’s vocabulary using the spell, “Mutatio Verbi,” in the Harry Potter fanfiction, All The Young Dudes by mskingbean89
Luckily there aren’t many elephants in Scotland so there is a low chance that I will run into any lumpy elephant dung.

Elephant dance 

A man can perform the Elephant Dance while naked. It's done by simply twisting your hips back and forth encouraging your penis to "slap" his hips.
My lady always asks me to do the Elephant Dance when I get out of the shower.
Elephant dance by Jeferey January 14, 2010

elephant dong 

a monsterous shank found between the legs of the animal. so many women love getting a piece of his elephant dong that his own cock has a schedule.
look at mike feed that hot ass bitch his elephant dong. damn she is biting the pillow. its known that his dong is monsterous. oh my god, she orgasmed so many times she left a pond in his bed.
elephant dong by the animal April 17, 2004

Elephant Dick

When an individual pinches his foreskin while peeing
Royce blew it up like an elephant dick, to clean his peckker after the stripper gave him a rinse.
Elephant Dick by Dirk Zediggs February 16, 2013

elephant dick

the biggest funnel you could ever come across. remember
to turn the valve clockwise and NEVER funnel moonshine. fits eight beers, HAVE FUN
HOLY CRAP, that elephant dick barely fit in my mouth
elephant dick by asiabby November 30, 2010
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