Electron dick

A penis so small that it is seen only via an electron microscope.

Looks like old Teddy electron dick is back, got tweezers?

Electron dick by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Electro-Dick

To statically charge one's pubes and proceed to shock another person with their penis.

I electro-dicked Carl after a few too many beers.

Electro-Dick by Carl Anus March 30, 2015

electrodicktivity 

The number of dicks it takes to satisfy someone.

"I have an electrodicktivity of five. It takes five dicks to satisfy me."

electrodicktivity by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014