by Thomas Aldo May 29, 2010
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1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
by CluexFour May 13, 2010
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by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011
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by Piper808 November 23, 2007
Get the premature jumpulation mug.When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.
A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
by cheesepizza November 14, 2010
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