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jockulation 

You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Ejunkulation 

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010

jockulation 

Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.
I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.
Gunkulation by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

premature jumpulation 

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.
Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.
premature jumpulation by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Premature Judgulation 

When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.
A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
Premature Judgulation by cheesepizza November 14, 2010