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junkulation 

A compilation of "junk" (garbage,rubish etc.) gathered over a period of time.
a junkulation of broken items.
junkulation by Thomas Aldo May 29, 2010
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jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.
You're arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Ejunkulation 

1. The act of sending a naked picture via text message/e-mail or other social medium, often prematurely.

2. The act of exposing your crazy on a date in a rapid, almost violent manner.
Match.com guys have a tendancy for premature ejunkulation, usually five minutes after your first conversation.
Ejunkulation by CluexFour May 13, 2010

jockulation 

The method, or act, of jocking.
Your arms are good, healthy and strong from constant jockulation
jockulation by The Creator 2009 February 17, 2009

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.
I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.
Gunkulation by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

premature jumpulation 

A term used in volleyball when the hitter attempts to spike the ball, but jumps too early - resulting in a loss of the point.
Man, we would have won that game if it wasn't for your premature jumpulation.
premature jumpulation by Piper808 November 23, 2007

Premature Judgulation 

When someone judges you without gathing sufficient information to do so. You are offended not because you care what they think but because they have not exercised due diligence when forming an opinion about you.
A: "...and now they think I'm racist"
B: "But you ARE racist"
A: "But they don't know that. Its premature judgulation!"
B: "Sure they do. I told them you are a racist"
A: "Oh. Thats ok then"
Premature Judgulation by cheesepizza November 14, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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